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The Cheekiest Way to Shine Your Ride!
Introducing Shammy Panties™ – wearable chamois-style shorts that clean, buff, and turn heads.
COMING SOON!
Polish with Sass. Clean with Class.
💥 COMING SOON… SHAMMY PANTIES! 💥
Cheeky. Absorbent. Unreasonably useful.
You’ve never cleaned like this before.
Shammy Panties are the sassiest, classiest way to buff just about anything with a shine — cars, boats, motorcycles, RVs, and more. Yep, we went there.
Crafted with real chamois (yes, the actual absorbent wonder material), these novelty undies are more than just hilarious — they’re wildly effective. Whether you’re detailing your ride, drying off your boat seats, or giving your jet ski a little love, Shammy Panties bring the giggles and the shine.
Why You’ll Want to Snag a Pair (or three):
✨ Ridiculously absorbent
✨ Unexpectedly useful
✨ Outrageously fun to gift, use, or just admire
✨ Perfect for gearheads, boat lovers, pranksters & clean freaks alike
⚠️ Limited early release is almost here!
Sign up for updates so you don’t miss the drop. Because whether you’re on the road, the water, or just in the garage...
every shine deserves a little sass. 💁♀️✨
Contact Us
Find us on Instagram: ShammyPanties
We can't wait to see you tag us in a pair of Shammy Panties!
Let's get this movement started...
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